Diddy Flosses the Obvious

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An illustrated list of things I learned from Diddy and Keyshia Cole’s new "Last Night" video that I kinda already knew (click for screen shots):

- The pool, the watch, the chromed-out phone all lead to one conclusion: He’s rich, bitch!

- His "blank expression" isn’t a sign of a mental sluggishness; it’s intentional, damn it.

- The best way to flaunt your material possessions is to destroy them on camera. Call this one a celly shot.

- Leather jacket + aviators + Jim Morrison stance = rock star.

- Keyshia Cole really means it. Always.

- Even with a mindlessly stylized, pointless, time-sucking video attached, the song loses none of its power. I knew "Last Night" was a monster, but I had no idea how ugly its face would be.