Finally, a real live decision for the dead Anna Nicole: her body is set to be buried in the Bahamas. The guardian of Anna Nicole’s daughter Dannielynn Hope, who was awarded the power to decide what would happen with Anna Nicole’s body, announced his decision soon after the court ruling. Upon hearing the news, the tear ducts of the gentle Judge Larry Seidlin went on strike.
Not that the case is near over: a paternity hearing set for Friday, in which Anna Nicole’s ex Larry Birkhead and lawyer/"boyfriend" Howard K. Stern were set to go head-to-head, looks like it will end unresolved. Circuit Judge Lawrence Korda doubted he could even rule on the case: "This child is in the Bahamas. The jurisdiction is in the Bahamas." God, Korda, just take a stance and judge. That’s what everyone else has been doing for the past two weeks. Get with the program.
Update: As expected, the case is moving to the Bahamas.