As a result of last year’s phone-throwing tantrum, Naomi Campbell was sentenced to community service. And now we know what she’ll be doing to help society: custodial work inside of a city facility for five days. This is the most humiliating punishment Naomi could possibly face, since she’s going to look so fat next to that slender, graceful broom! Click the picture on the left to see why Naomi will never live up to the standard of beauty set by the cruel, cruel world of janitorial supplies.
Besides, as you can see below in shots from Friday’s NAACP image awards, Naomi tends to surround herself with people who are, ahem, bigger than she is (here’s looking at you, Ty Ty!). [New York Daily News]