Chris Rock, straight up:
"When you’re a comedian, it’s like being a porn star. People have seen you do this thing so naked. Anytime you’re not funny, it’s like, ‘What are you doing?’"
It’s comforting that Chris Rock is drawing the parallel between comedy and porn instead of someone like, oh say, Gallagher. Can you imagine that mess? Or even Carrot Top — who wants to see that? [New York Daily News]