British rumor-mongers at The NME are reporting that Michael Jackson is negotiating a musical reunion with his brothers – at least that’s the news according to Jackson’s lawyer. Here’s how it breaks down: The Motown legends will allegedly play around 250 shows. The location? Vegas, home of other credible acts, like Celine Dion. The kicker? The NME reports that there are plans to build a Michael Jackson theme park, casino, hotel and stadium. Leonard Rowe, a concert promoter who worked with the Jacksons in the ’80s, apparently proposed a family reunion tour last week, but it’s unclear as to whether or not Janet would (or should) participate. There’s nothing like cashing in on a little boomer nostalgia, right? Or is this just another case of dry humping the cash cow?