Timba and Timber Bringing Britneyback?

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Whether you’re an aspiring chief of staff or a cautionary tale of celebrity excess, Timbaland wants to help.

Hot on the heels of reports that he’s going to drum up some scrilla for Hilla, superstar producer Timbaland recently told Entertainment Weekly that he wants to help troubled pop star Britney Spears. Like, really badly.

”I feel her pain, it really bothers me,” Timba told the magazine, his voice reportedly cracking with emotion. "I just want to take her away, go overseas, and work (it) out.”

The story doesn’t end there. Supposedly, the producer would try to get closely named cohort Justin Timberlake on board to collaborate with Timber’s (not Timba’s) ex. The magazine reports that when ‘Land (not ‘Lake) posed the question to JT, Sexyback told him he was cool with it, but "she’s just gotta be serious."

So with Timba out to help all these damsels in various states of career distress, we have a few suggestions as to who some other worthy projects might be for Timothy. The short list includes:

- Whitney Houston: Is Whit bringing Bobbyback? Best step in, Tim.

- Condi Rice: Ignoring the red states is bad for business, Tim. After years of too much Bush, help this would-be pol "Say It Right." (Hey …)

- Nicole Richie: Feed Lionel Jr. some beats, Tim. Then just feed her, period.

Leave your comments as to who you think Tim should help next. A’ight? A’ight.