Hope Britney‘s suite at that rehab spa has a least a couple of bathrooms – when you pound down 24 cans of Coke a day, tinkle time is always around the corner. Whispers from the West Coast say our most beloved pop-tart is a bit cranky these days. She’s not treating the facility’s staffers with the kind of grace you might expect. But evidently one dude is getting some smiles from the Kojak’d one. It’s said that Spears’ latest sweetie is Jason Filyah, a guitarist for a band called Riva (google ‘em and get back to us). Whatever you do, don’t tell Fed-Ex; that dude still loves her, you know it’s true.
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