Carmen Electra‘s publicist has shot down months-old reports that she and butch rocker Joan Jett are an item. It’s too bad, they look cute together in that heteronormative, you-know-damn-well-who-wears-the-leather-pants kinda way. Sucks!
Anyway, with that cleared up, after the jump is a list of a few more people that Carmen Electra isn’t dating. Just in case you’re (sexually) confused. [UsMagazine.com]
Carmen Electra is not, as far as we can tell, dating the following:
Her ex, Dave Navarro
Sanjaya Malakar
Abigal Breslin
K-Fed
J-Hud
Kim-Poss
Cartoon Brody Jenner
Toucan Sam
Her crazy-assed self
A tube sock.
And if you didn’t know, now you do.
joan i have light of day with you and michael j. fox and i gotta ask how did you find time to make the movie
around your busy rocking out schedule? and do you still talk to the barbusters and the guy that starred in it with you his last name is miller is he one of your real band members? what was it like to star in the movie with michael? anyways keep rockin joan. i will always love i love rock n roll and this means war. rock on. please make a new album.