Best of Blogville – Jacko’s Gang

- Michael Jackson‘s parenting skills are praised. That’s probably a veiled compliment. [A Socialite's Life]

- Madonna tours Africa and takes time out to pick some corn. How common of her. [Dlisted]

- Eva Longoria was wrapped in toilet paper at her bridal shower. She looks like a desperate hemorrhoid. [I'm Not Obsessed]

- Is that a weave, or are snakes descending upon Beyoncé‘s head? Or is it both? [IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com]

- Linsday Lohan gay rumors swirl. You know what they say: you haven’t made it until you’ve promoted Proactiv, gone through rehab and been called gay. In that order. Welcome to superstardom, Linds! [Egotastic!]