Marilyn Dabbles in Twincest

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Despite the fact that he’s 19 years her senior, Marilyn Manson has deemed his new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, his "twin." Oh, wait, maybe that’s because he’s 19 years her senior. Seriously, Mans — who are you trying to convince? You’re clearly descended from uncooked sausage in a wig and lipstick, while Evan is a walking ray of human sunshine. Not the same gene pool at all.

Although, I guess this means that every time you do it, you’re committing a taboo act. How deviant! [People, Image credit: Getty]