Wednesday: Chappelle Destroys Dane Cook

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Chappelle2Chappelle Destroys Dane Cook
The comic shattered his Laugh Factory endurance record by performing standup for an insanely long time: six hours, seven minutes. I’m Wayne Brady b*tch! [MSN]

Kim Kardashian Gets Low With Reggie Bush
Rumor has it, the sex kitten is teaching the football star some moves off the field. [Star]

Buy Paris Hilton’s Hamper on eBay
It’s in excellent condition…No DNA found inside, but maybe you have a better investigator! [eBay]

Madonna’s Newest Bodyguards Stone Press
Village children in Malawi dispersed the nagging paparazzi by hurling stones at them. Madonna should hire these kids full time. [E! Online]

Paula Abdul Throws a Hissy Fit in Plane
The American Idol good cop went wacko (again) by demanding first class treatment on an airline that has none. Shouldn’t ‘Idol’ judges have strong powers of observation? [TMZ]

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