Friday: Cruise’s Cure, Beckham’s Panties

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Cruise2Tom Cruise to Detox 9/11 Victims
The actor believes he can cure those exposed to toxins with Scientology. [CBS]

Victoria Beckham Blows $4000 on Undies
Has posh decided to repay her hubby for spoling her? Enjoy David. [Entertainment Wise]

MTV Stars Too Boring for Porn
Jason Wahler ("Laguna Beach") and Lauren Conrad ("The Hills") are apparently so vanilla in bed that a porn company has killed their sex tape. [TMZ]

Paris’ New Boy Toy: James Blunt
The two "danced and held hands" before starting to make out. Go James go. [New York Post]

Simon Dumps Brandy for Sharon
The embattled judge has been replaced with heavy-metal matriarch Sharon Osbourne. [Reuters]

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