America Dumps Heather Mills From "Dancing"
Her elimination shocked everyone, except Paul’s ex, who had a farewell speech tucked in her top. [People]
Cruise Orders Katie To Take "Mommy Lessons"
Tom has suggested his wife attends the Scientology Church to become a better mother. [Us Magazine]
Reese to Aniston: Stay Away From Jake
Pics of Jen and Jake Gyllenhaal sharing a kiss at a recent awards ceremony have Witherspoon freaked. [Entertainment Wise]
Miss America Helps Cops In Sex Sting
Lauren Nelson helps New York’s finest bust four pervs by posing online as a 14-year-old girl. The segment was aired on "America’s Most Wanted." [Yahoo!]
Jessica’s Dad Wants To Steer Spears
Joe Simpson is allegedly considering managing what’s left of Britney’s career. [NY Daily News]