Of Course ScarJo Isn’t Shallow!
Despite being linked to almost every hot guy that Hollywood has to offer, Scarlett Johansson says that looks aren’t everything:
"I think it’s the full picture," she says. "I look at a guy and think he has such a cute nose or such nice eyes, but there isn’t one feature I look for in a guy. One thing that I look for that isn’t physical is a healthy confidence…If somebody is confident in a way that you would admire – being strong, funny – that can make someone that you might not initially be attracted to more attractive."
Riiiight. After the jump, we rifle through ScarJo’s past and rumored loves to see if her philosophy holds up…
Steel Train’s Jack Antonoff
Hot or Healthy? - Healthy: Anyone who could walk around looking equally inspired by Mr. Rogers and Revenge of the Nerds‘ Booger is sporting some major confidence. But on second thought, if only that Brillo pad sitting on his head were more manageable — it’s hard to deem anyone "healthy" when they’re rocking so many split ends and such pasty skin.
Josh Hartnett
Hot or Healthy? - Hot, but just barely (speaking of Revenge of the Nerds…)
Derek Jeter
Hot or Healthy? - Neither: he’s rich. Money trumps all!
Jared Leto
Hot or Healthy? - Depends on your taste: if you’re into your men looking like Courteney Cox, circa ‘95, he’s hot. If you aren’t into your men looking like Courteney Cox, circa ‘95, he’s healthy — chunky highlights and eyeliner on a dude bespeak confidence. Confidence that’s rapidly approaching delusion, yes, but confidence all the same.
Justin Timberlake
Hot or Healthy? - Hot, or so says the rest of the world.
Hot or Healthy? - Hot, with a side of healthy as long as he keeps that shirt unbuttoned. A little air is good for you!
Hot or Healthy? - Hot. Just…hot.
Hot or Healthy? - It couldn’t be hot, so we’ll have to go with "healthy confidence" 100 percent here. Ding, ding, ding - we have a winner!
[All images: Getty]
