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How Lohan Can She Go?
Sometimes, even if I’m nowhere near a TV or computer, even if I’m brushing my teeth or balancing my checkbook or digging up carrots from my garden, I get the urge to scream, "SHUT UP, DINA LOHAN." This woman’s fame-mongering at the expense of her family makes her the most visible stage mother of this generation. That’s quite a distinction to hold! Simply put, she is a disease.
Of course, I don’t really want her to shut up — she provides way too much entertainment whenever she makes the mistake of opening her mouth. Her latest interview, with Us, is short in length but long on idiocy. It was hard to pick just one quote that sums up the stupidity, so we have two:
On those recent shots that supposedly depict Lindsay doing blow like a kid in a nose-candy store, Dina says:
"We’re not reading anything about it. You can’t let it bother you. We work so hard, then some girl just tried to make money off her [for that tape]. Lindsay doesn’t even know who her friends are."
Right. So the problem here isn’t that this woman’s 20-year-old daughter is snorting away her future or being accused of doing so. It’s betrayal. Chemical addiction doesn’t matter as long as you have a value-based foundation. It’s the moral equivalent of a clean coke mirror.
On Lindsay’s party-girl lifestyle, Dina says:
As parents, you set boundaries and scold them. But there are these dark stories – she is so misunderstood. All she wants to do is act and have a somewhat normal life. When you’re 20, it’s normal to want to go to The Ivy, to go to the hot stores. She can’t live in a bubble.
Yeah, what 20-year-old doesn’t want to go to the Ivy? It’s as natural as those chemicals Lindsay may or may not be putting into her body that may or may not be helping her achieve the normal life that she may or may not really want.
The whipped cream on top of this b.s. sundae is that Lindsay and her mom are being sued by a photographer who claims he was hit by Lindsay’s car in March. It all seems like a ploy to milk the Lohans out of their money and as loathsome as the family can be, they don’t deserve that. The Lohans have standards, damn it! [Us / Image credit: Getty]
