Lindsay’s Booze Fest


Former rehabber and supposed recovering alcoholic (if her AA membership is any indication) Lindsay Lohan is said to have enlisted Svedka Vodka to sponsor her upcoming 21st birthday party in Las Vegas. Will it be a look-but-don’t-sip kind of affair? Considering Linds’ public battles with substance abuse, this is preposterous enough to seem like nothing but a tabloid lie. The sad part? It’s true, at least according to Lindsay’s lawyer. "This should be one of the best parties ever," he said, undoubtedly between pulls from his beer bong.

If Lindsay’s going to be as ridiculous as to have an alcohol fueled bash this year, there’s only one way she’ll be able to top it next year. Here’s a proposed invite to next year’s (nudge nudge, wink wink, snort snort) blowout:


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