Blog Best-Of: Heidi’s Heaving Bosoms
- Heidi Klum reveals that she named her breasts "Hans" and "Franz." Cute, but "Cash" and "Cow," would have been more appropriate. [Hollywood Rag]
- Britney Spears flashes a peace sign to the parazzi as she holds son Sean Preston. Hey, those fingers look sharp! They could go into his little eyes! Citizen’s arrest! [CityRag]
- Mary-Kate Olsen joins the cast of Weeds. Dudette, we get it: you’re bohemian. Go drink some patchouli or something. [Best Week Ever]
- Matthew McConaughey makes out with Alexi Gilmore on a beach. Why pack a lunch when you can have a tongue sandwich for free? [A Socialite's Life]
- Charm School’s Mo’Nique is hosting this year’s BET Awards. Awww…does that mean that there will be reduced clownery this year? [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Dina Lohan denies ever calling herself "the white Oprah." White liar! [Dlisted]
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