Friday: Linds Takes Up Stripping & Britney Has Bathroom Romance

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Video: Lindsay Lohan Strips for New Flick
Egotastic airs an "almost naked [Lindsay] with a stripper pole between her breasts." After watching the footage, we now know why she topped Maxim’s Hot 100. [Egotastic!]

Brit & Ryan: Men’s Room Make-Out Session
Bodyguards supposedly "busted in the door and found Britney and Ryan groping and kissing" in a bathroom stall. Smooching amidst a fragrance stench of au toillette? How romantic. [Superficial]

Source: Timberlake Is ‘In Love’ With Jessica Biel
"He’s ready to be serious," says a source. Is she ready to be Ms. Sexyback? [Superficial]

Rosie’s Writer Defaces Hasselbeck Pic
It’s alleged that Rosie’s minion was escorted from the building after drawing moustaches on photos of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. This came after O’Donnell called her View cohost "cowardly." What’s next? A mud wrestling match? [NY Post]

Is Jessica Simpson Obsessed With DiCaprio?
She supposedly followed Leonardo around like "a lost puppy." Did he throw her a bone? [NY Post]

[Photo: Egotastic]