Lindsay Seeks Treatment, But Her Family Still Needs Help
The LiLo-palooza train-wreck shows no sign of slowing down. Yesterday Lindsay Lohan did what everyone was hoping and checked herself into the Promises treatment center in Malibu. After being driven to the detox palace by her lawyer, Lindsay’s people released an "official statement", asking for some privacy so she can kick her bad habits in peace. What they really mean is: LEAVE GIRLFRIEND THE HELL ALONE, ALREADY!
Worried about how to manage during this diva dry spell? Got $20,500 that you’re looking to blow (pun
intended)? Make your way to eBay to bid on the leftover car parts from Lindsay’s accident. Or grab a hammer and
head to Long Island, where Lindsay’s dad, ex-felon and horrible role model Michael Lohan, has teamed with
Jesus-loving, former addict Stephen Baldwin (yes, one of the brothers) to
build a $15 million drug treatment facility.
If forking over
cash for junk and community service with crazies doesn’t suit you, there’s
always this photographic trip down Insanity Lane, courtesy of the NY Daily News. Poor Linds - she might have had a chance. Though living with the eighties hair of
stage-mom Dina would send anyone to rehab.
