The Hollywood Bling Finger Watch

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Every day, some star pops up lugging around a ten carat diamond ring
on their left hand, and then spends the rest of the week having their
people deny that the ring is anything besides "just jewelry." But why
not just take the (pre-nupped) plunge and get engaged, you sweet, screwy
Tinseltown couples? We all know what’s comin’ your way eventually!

Below we break down the latest couples to make a blip on the ring radar this week and rate their chances of real engagement bling action.

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Couple:
Jay-Z & Beyonce
The rumor’s out the the most powerful
man in hip hop (and possibly the entire music world) popped the
question to his queen B on a "romantic getaway in Cannes." Sources say
that Hova has promised her "the biggest diamond she can fit on her
finger."
Blingability: 2 carats. This rumor’s been going around for
years. And besides, he’s JAY-Z, he would’ve shown up with a rock the
size of Pluto and done it right.

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Couple:
Stephen Coletti & Hayden Pantierre
The
Heroes cheerleader has been showing off a simple band on her ring
finger. The only problem? She’s seventeen, and her Laguna Beach sweetie
has never been that into commitment (right, LC?).
Blingability: 1 carat. They’re too young and she’s got a few cast members to smooch before settling down.

 


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Couple:
Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy
This
funny pair already has three marriages (and divorces, natch) between
the two of them, but they seem really into each other. Lauren Holly who?
Blingability:
3 carats. The Weight Watchers spokeswoman was sporting a sparkler on her
left hand during a recent love romp in Hawaii, and they canoodle way too
much for there not to be bells.

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Couple:
Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag
Last
week the notorious Hills duo supposedly made it official with a Santa
Barbara proposal and a "diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink
stone."
Blingability: .5 carats. Rumors are swirling
that their pending nuptials are as fake as Heidi’s new chest. These
two seem more excited about getting their mugs into magazines than they
do about growing old together.

Gerardway
Couple: Gerard Way & Eliza Cuts

My
Chemical Romance’s lead singer has confirmed his engagement to the
band’s stylist. He’s SO into it, he’s even sporting his own ring.
Blingability: 5 carats. Let those tears flow, emo girls of the world! This one’s legit.

 

  1. i am emo tinkerbell says:

    OMG i totally creid when i found out about gerards engagement…but as long as he’s happy!!