Jamie Lee Curtis vs. Hollywood Moms

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Everyone’s got an opinion these days on Paris, Lindsay and Britney and their poor choices, bad behavior and fugly fake tans. Now actress Jamie Lee Curtis (you know – Halloween, True Lies) is so outraged about the downward spiral of Young Hollywood that she’s started writing about it, joining stars like Rosie and Alanis ex Ryan Reynolds in the blogosphere.

Wow. Is there anything these superhuman celebs can’t do (like, maybe, shut up)?

Jamie Lee’s debut blog post digs right into the Lindsay-Paris-Britney trifecta of
disaster, describing the three starlets as, "talented, beautiful and spectacular" (really?) before noting that their "sad paths…have ended in prison, rehab and mental illness." She forgot to mention horrible hairdos, but I’ll let that slide.

More words of wisdom from Jamie Lee Curtis, after the jump!

She then points the finger at their celebrimoms, begging "I hope their mothers are worried sick and wondering, "What could I have done differently?"" Sure, that’d be nice, but this is Dina, Lynne and Kathy we’re talking about here. These are women who borrow clothes from their little girls, tag
along to premieres, say yes to everything, and when the going gets
tough, defend their daughters with that one special power only a mother could
possess: DENIAL.

But Curtis gets it right with her final observation: "Children are paparazzi. They take your
picture mentally when you don’t want them to, when you don’t look good,
and show it back to you in their behavior."

Dina Lohan, are you listening? Looks like that little lie you told about being a Radio City Rockette has come back to bite you in the ass, in the form of your snortin’ spawn who just likes to "go out and dance."