John Yells at Jess: "Go Away!"
An exhausted Mayer freaks out on Simpson over the phone, allegedly demanding that she stop calling and texting. [Popcrunch]
Brit Strips Off Clothes for Cash?
The pop star’s been spotted changing outfits multiple times a day. The reason? A rumored deal with a paparazzi house, who can get more dough for each different pic of Brit. [TMZ]
Guard’s Book: Lilo Groped Mariah!
Her former bodyguard’s tell-all reveals that Lindsay supposedly loved the ladies, attacked Jessica Simpson and was dangerous to be around. That sounds about right! [MSNBC]
Is Jen’s New Man a Player?
Her new hunk, Paul Sculfor, reportedly told friends he was looking for a "rich, lonely girl." Guess he found one. [Us Magazine]
Olsens’ Boozin’ B-Day a Family Affair
No Vegas blowout for these two! The skinny twins gathered family and
friends for a chill champagne-fueled dinner celebration at LA’s Chateau
Marmont. How frighteningly normal. [People]