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Paris: A Con’s Best Friend
While thousands of people have apparently let LA County know how p*ssed off they are about that whole "Paris probably got special treatment because she has buttloads of money" thing, the starlet is still making some new fans: her fellow inmates. Her BFFs behind bars are reportedly thrilled that the heiress is back at the Lynwood jail, because the special treatment extends to them. One recently released inmate said, "Since she was here last week, they started giving us double bologna,
double apple juices. Two blankets instead of one - and a sheet, too!
Everyone has cookies coming out of their pockets."
Wow. This lady makes jail sound fun! Double baloney? That’s a party for most people! Why can’t Paris just suck it up and enjoy herself?
Find out who got Paris booted, who’s got her back and what a psychic thinks - after the jump!
Meanwhile, rumors are flaring that some bigger, more "legit" celebs (you know, people whose movies don’t go straight to video) also represented by Endeavor put major pressure on the agency to dump Hilton as their client. Fingers are pointing toward one pretty star in particular, who allegedly has it out for the party girl. That doesn’t seem very nice, but I guess all’s fair in love, war, and crappy movies.
At least her family still has her bony back. After watching friend Barbara Walters receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Nicky Hilton attended a private luncheon, where her mom described her as "in hysterics" after visiting her big sis in the slammer. Are we supposed to feel bad for her? I’m sure a robot would cry in the same situation. Boo hoo, get over it.
And they’re not the only people supporting Paris - jean designers Chip & Pepper have offered her goodies from their fall collection, and this psychic sympathizes with the Simple Lifer, insinuating that she could have been beheaded French queen Marie Antoinette in a past life. Or she could have been a crazy bar wench - either scenario seems totally possible.
