Lilo Grows Up, Cancels 21st B-Day Bash

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Maybe she is serious about this rehab thing?! Lindsay Lohan has officially canceled her 21st birthday extravaganza, which was set to take place at the Vegas nightclub Pure (check out the sexy invite here). What was sure to have been a hedonistic orgy of cake, booze, nose candy, Camel Lights, Fergie remixes and car accidents, is now sadly but a dream, left only to live on in the "what could have been" section of Lindsay’s
tiny, fried brain.

Earlier this month, the party was still rumored to be happening due to "contractual obligations" with Pure, but luckily the sensible choice won out in this situation. May we suggest a more tame and recovering addict-appropriate celebration? Order some pizzas, chug some Red Bulls, and go nuts over a heated game of Jenga. Make out with a couple of guys (or girls) if you so desire. Go as crazy as is soberly possible! Just, you know, keep your shirt on, Linds.


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