Paris has reportedly lost 10 pounds in jail after refusing to eat. The heiress, who stands tall at 5 feet 8 inches, is allegedly down to 100 pounds. When Nicole hears this, she’ll be volunteering to be locked up before her trial even starts! A source on the inside said that her guards got worried and "threatened to put her on an intravenous drip to rehydrate her and give her some nourishment unless she started eating." She’s since managed to get a few bites down, says the spy, but Paris is still all sorts of messed up: pale, weak and sporting matted hair due to the lack of shampoo in the clink.

This begs the question: what will she look like when she walks free on June 25th? Is the celebutante gonna let the world see her in this kind of disheveled state? Hell, Britney does, so why not, Paris!? Either way, Monday will be her moment of reckoning, when she’ll either head down a path of goodwill and charity fueled by self-help books, or return to her ways of panty flashing and party crashing. But before she does anything, she’ll probably head to In-n-Out Burger first and eat her way back up to 110
pounds.