You Respond, We Respond

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Bullhornclipart6Every Friday, we run down a few of the comments this blog has received in the past week. This gives us a chance to respond and that’s what the VH1 Blog is all about: leaving no keen insight behind. That’s how much we love you.

From Britney: Keeping Mom Away From Kids?:

STUPID GIRL Says: "GIRL U REALLY R CRAZY.. U NEED TO HAVE RESPECT.. SHE PUT U IN REHAB CAUSE B^ITCH U NEEDED IT.. I BET SHE HASNT DROPPED UR KIDS YET.. THEY PROBABLY LIKE HER BETTER THAN U !! U LIPSYNCHING RETARD!!"

We say: Just so you know, we aren’t Britney Spears. But if we were, we would definitely be just moving our eyes across the monitor while someone else read your message and then moving our fingers across the keyboard, while someone else typed for us. It’s not enough to just lip-synch anymore — you have to eye-synch and finger-synch, too.

From The Cult of Clay Aiken:

Leanne Says: "So gay he’s walking around in a coat of flames. No one would mind dude! Just come out already!"

We say: We couldn’t have said it better ourselves. But also we wouldn’t have said it better ourselves — we’re scared of the wrath of Claymates. It’s kind of like the wrath of Khan except all the outfits are from Wal-Mart, not outer space.

From Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women Recap – Episode 8 – Fit To Say Bye:

dkjfvhkajbvkdjbvlkdfjbvlkdfbv Says: "i dont like you dustin at all!!!!!!!!!im suprised yall havent killed him yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

We say: dkjfvhkajbvkdjbvlkdfjbvlkdfbv, you just gave us the best idea for a spin-off: Celebrity Hit Club. James Gandolfini isn’t doing anything these days, right?

From Paris Writes Fans, Gabs for Bucks & Kills Her Cat:

Ozcan Says: "See, that just makes me really mad (I was going to phrase it like the girls from Charm School). The Today show is giving her $1 million dollars, and it just makes me angry that we have other stuff in this world that need that money, like RESEARCH FOR AIDS AND BREAST CANCER."

We say: We’re bummed that you didn’t go for it and write your comment in Charm School-speak, Ozcan. Here, we’ll do it for you: "See, that just makes my ass really mad-ass (my ass was going to phrase it like those asses from Charm School). The Today-ass show is giving her $1 million-ass
dollars, and it just makes my ass angry that we have other-ass stuff in this-ass
world that need that money, like RESEARCH FOR AIDS AND BREAST AND ASS CANCER."

From The Fantasy Interview – Larissa:

Diamond Says: "yal need to stop hatin on bootz/larissa cuz she prettier than all of you bitches and bitches yall need to get ur facts straight she aint near fake hoe so yall need to get yall s*** straight if yall gon try to dog somebody on the internet and yes this to all yall jealous bitches that is hatin on her and Ms. Larissa I don’t give no f*** what Mo said you don’t act like a child bitch she is jus hatin jus like tha rest of them hatin hoes…"

We say: Ass.

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  1. MEL says:

    Dear. New York First of all I want to say congrates to on the show. Seocnd put all them in a blinder and feed them the rats. finally I just like to say instead of, America putting you to work how’s about putting America to work. I mean i’m always up for a challenge hit me back at my email thanks for listen Cause I got love for New York.