Celebreality god Flavor Flav has been ordered to pay $1.8 million to a former neighbor he allegedly shot in 1993. That was back in Flav’s pre-Flavor of Love days, when he roamed with dodo birds and drove his American steamer to the talkies, where he’d watch with a middle-aged Mr. Burns. It was so long ago, actually, that it’s not really clear whether Flav (allegedly, supposedly, maybe) shot the neighbor or stabbed him with the bayonet attached to his musket.
Flav’s lawyer is set to appeal the case due to beef he has with the judge (she’s the wife of the DA who unsuccessfully tried to jail Flav over the supposed, alleged, possible shooting in the ’90s). Still can you imagine Flav’s reaction when he heard how much the judge expected him to fork over? It probably went something like: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooow." [New York Post / Image credit: Getty]