Lindsay’s Dad is an Idiot

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The Loh-sanity continues on this week, with Lindsay’s dad desperately fighting to see his kids – but in the most stupid of ways. Check out this statement Michael Lohan issued to the press recently:

"I look forward to order being restored to the chaos that our family life has become.  Lyndsay,
Michael, Ali and Cody need stability and both of their parents in their
lives. I am anxious to spend time with them and end this cruel,
needless separation."

— Michael Lohan

It’s not like he really has to do much here. Just know how to spell your (oldest, most super famous) kid’s name right! Here are some other names he probably calls Lyndsay Lindsay:

  • My devilish ex-wife’s older sister
  • The Checkbook
  • My ticket to hanging out with Paris Hilton
  • That chick in that Mean Girls movie who looks so much like that pain in the ass kid of mine
  • Lindsie

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