It’s a Good Thing Lindsay’s in Rehab

Multiple "law enforcement sources" have told TMZ that Lindsay Lohan’s toxicology reports show that the star had "nearly twice the legal limit" of booze and traces of cocaine in her system during her fateful Memorial Day car crash. As we already know, cops on the scene found a "usable amount" of blow in her Mercedes, so it seems only logical that some of that ended up in her nose. The Beverly Hills Police Department could present the case to the Los Angeles District Attorney very soon, which means that Lindsay may end up like one of our other favorite media darlings, drawing pictures and crying in the fetal position behind bars.






May 25th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I WANT TO DO YOU LINDSAY. I REALLY DO.I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU.IF I DID YOU I WOULD DO YOU ALL NIGHT. ILL BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL. OH YEAH, BY THE WAY IM A LESBEAN. HOPE YOU LIKE LESBOS.