Blog Best-Of: MJ’s Manifesto

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Mj_links2- Michael Jackson taps his spokesman to clear up some "misconceptions." Things that didn’t make the list: plastic surgery, the Elephant Man’s bones and whether or not he and La Toya are the same person. Those you can keep on believing. [A Socialite's Life]

- Katie Holmes‘ hands are alien-esque. Tom is so proud. [Dlisted]

- Angelina Jolie is called out for being good to her fans by a paparazzo. I don’t know what’s more surprising: that Angelina is personable or that a celebrity photog is refraining from biting the hand that feeds him. [CityRag]

- Speaking of Angelina, ex hubby Billy Bob Thornton may soon move into a house that’s close to her pad. Or, as Billy Bob likes to call it, the blood bank. [Just Jared]

- Shar Jackson is photographed with her negative pregnancy test. Not pictured: Shar Jackson’s negative relevancy test. [Crunk + Disorderly]

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