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Blog Best-Of: Alvin’s Annihilation
- I really didn’t believe that hip-hop was dead…and then came along Alvin and the Chipmunks v. 3.0. WHY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL AND CHEEK-STORING MUST THE CHIPMUNKS RUIN EVERY RELEVANT FORM OF POPULAR MUSIC AND SOCIAL EXPRESSION?!? [Best Week Ever]
- More Nick and Vanessa sex shots surface and these are just slightly naughtier than the last. If things continue at this rate, we’ll have full boobage by 2009. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com]
- Orlando Bloom is photographed rocking a patchy, rat-like mustache. Congratulations are in order to him for finally hitting puberty. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Janet Jackson and bf Jermaine Dupri vacation in Miami. Her badonkadonk has expanded since the last time we saw it, but as with her last weight gain, it’s for a film role: she’s signed on to topline The Butt-y Professor. [CONCRETELOOOP]
- There’s a reason behind Matt Damon and Ben Affleck’s recent vacation cavorting: they’re planning to write together again. See, I just thought they were gay. [Just Jared]
