Eva and Tony Go Wedding Crazy in Paris
The Desperate Housewives star and her b-balling boy toy (pictured right, in Paris last night) have been tearing up France this week, with a slew of festivities leading up to their "fairytale wedding" tomorrow. Let’s break down their wedding celebration so far and figure out what shot these two REALLY have at staying together for the long term.
- The pair got engaged in November after splitting briefly two months prior. Breaking up is already in their blood!
- Tony Parker is only 24, and 31-year old Eva has been married once before. She’s said she’ll be with the young Spurs star "forever," but didn’t she also probably say that about her soap star ex?
- A source tells People that the color theme is red. Sure red can symbolize love, but isn’t it also the color of warning?
- The same spy reveals that "it’s going to be a fairy-tale wedding." Last we checked, this is a sure sign your nuptials are doomed. Surely Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears would agree.
- The couple did a joint bachelor-bachelorette party on a yacht in St. Tropez (pics NSFW) surrounded by friends. Sounds like these two don’t trust each other to be alone in the presence of strippers!
It’s too late for any of us to try and stop this wedding from
happening, as Tony and Eva were officially married today in a civil
ceremony at City Hall in Paris, as is required by French law. The real
party starts Saturday after their vows at Church of Saint Germain
l’Auxerriois. Then we can start pondering how many months these two will last. We’ll guess Tony’s jersey number - 9.
