Jessica Alba Ruins A Man’s Life

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jessicacash.jpgPoor Cash Warren. Not only did the handsome Hollywood producer/nobody get dumped by his girlfriend of two and a half years, the lady did it over the phone. She then promptly had all his stuff removed from her home. But the worst part? His ex-lady was JESSICA ALBA. Ouch. Here’s a tissue, Cash. Let those tears flow.

This opens up an exciting opportunity for the lads of La La Land (and an annoying one for all the Jessicas and Jennifers out there) – who will hot Alba date next? She seems to go for the non-actor types, but may we remind her that both George Clooney AND Andy Dick are single?! Go to town, girlfriend! [Us Weekly. Image: Getty]