Friday:The View Gets Two New Ladies; Britney Boots her Assistant

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whoopi072707.jpgWhoopi and Sherri: New to The View
Though ABC will not yet confirm it, the two funny women are rumored to be both be headed to The View round table come this fall. Surely the Donald can find one of them to hate. [MSNBC]

Hilary Duff’s New Man’s a Jock
The teen star has moved on from her rocker ex Joel Madden to hockey star Mike Comrie, who is also the heir to some Canadian family fortune. Nice rebound, Hil! [TMZ]

Tom Cruise Extortion Plot Busted
A guy known as the “Sultan of Sleaze” has been arrested from trying to extort over a million dollars for TomKat in return for stolen private wedding photos. Tom doesn’t show the money to anybody. [Us Magazine]

Hear the Lohan Car Chase 911 Call
Check out the 911 call made by Lindsay’s assistant’s mom as the starlet tried to run her off the road. It sounds wayyy more exciting than LiLo’s new movie. [A Socialite's Life]

Brit Fires Brand New Assistant
After only three weeks, Britney has fired her new assistant Shannon Funk. Hey – I hear K-Fed needs a job! [Life and Style]