Lindsay Steals and Lies – Big Surprise!


lindsaymugshot.jpgLindsay Lohan can’t catch a break right now, even though she’s nowhere to be found. Rumored to be holed up in some California rehab facility (let’s hope this is true) the famous firecrotch is set to make at least one appearance this month – on the cover of the September issue of Elle, which is out next week. In an interview inside the mag, done on May 24th, Linds is all talk. The starlet said of the paparazzi,”They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”

Responsible enough to then drive drunk and crash her car into a curb 36 hours after the interview was done. Sometimes, timing’s a bitch, eh Linds? Karma, too. The photoshoot for the Elle cover was just as disastrous, after the starlet apparently tried pocket some expensive Louis Vuitton goodies that had been sent over from the designer for the shoot. A source revealed, “Lindsay, kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them.”

Come on, Lindsay was probably just trying to grab the designer duds to donate to the Salvation Army! She’s a total angel – just with a booze problem and big pockets.
What do YOU thinkare Lindsay’s bad habits gonna bring her down or can the Mean Girl bounce back? [NY Daily News, NY Post / Booking Photo]

Check out Lindsay Lohan: Hollywood Trainwreck on VH1 and click these recent Lohan pics to see them in full size:

At the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala
Attending US Magazine’s Hot Hollywood 2007 Party
Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson
Attending the premiere for Georgia Rule
On the set of MTV’s Total Request Live
At Maxim’s Hot 100 Party
At Maxim’s Hot 100 Party
Attending the Chanel Cruise Show
Lindsay Lohan’s official police mugshot

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  1. Angela says:

    1. firecrotch 745 up, 129 down

    A person with fire red pubic hair
    i have orang pubes…
    by nick Oct 25, 2003 email it 0 comments
    2. firecrotch 657 up, 180 down

    An insult meaning that one has unattractive red pubic hair and red freckles in the underpants area.
    “Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch,” bleated a drunk, sweaty oil billionaire and his tee-heeing companion, a girl of lax morals and little brain.
    linday lohan pubic hair red redhead insult
    by Mia-mia May 31, 2006 email it 0 comments
    3. firecrotch 177 up, 76 down

    a red headed person with red freckles and red pubic hair
    paige brehm is a firecrotch
    pubic hairs gingers red heads freckles red
    by hoe fosho Dec 6, 2006 email it 0 comments

    haha im a fire crotch not much of an insult most guys love seeing if the carpet matches the drapes!