You may know Cisco Adler as Mischa Barton‘s former Arm Candy, or as Paris Hilton‘s present Arm Candy, or from those pictures in Paris’ storage locker — you can seek those out yourself. We’re not that kind of website. A few of you might even know Cisco Adler from his band, Whitestarr, or as famed producer Lou Adler’s son. Some of you might not know him at all, but that’s only for a few more hours, because at 10:30 pm this evening, The Rock Life premieres. We can’t tell you precisely what you’re going to see tonight, but we can tell you it’ll involve a topless dancing lawyer who’s in the band, a dead dog and a riot. Tune in!