When in doubt, go with the sexy photo spread, right? Maxim is about to drop a new issue that features some kootchie-koo shots of Lindsay “The Black Kid Was Driving” Lohan. Somewhere in between taking the pictures, the mag’s journalists found time to get some quotes, and yes, the juiciest of ‘em is now out there making the rounds on the InterWeb.
Which part of your body garners the most attention?
My breasts have been a really big hit…
We’re wondering if that’s a leftover quote from some old Jessica Simpson chat, but I guess we’ll find out what comes after the ellipses when the mag streets next Tuesday.
One thing’s certain. Old Firecrotch looks better in that white thingee than she did on her darkest day.
Think there’s any chance Lohan will still be looking sexy after her stint in dry-out camp?
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Photo: Lindsay Lohan’s Police Mugshot