The Donald Thinks He Can Change Paris and Britney

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donald0820071.jpgDonald Trump knows the secret to getting people to do what he wants – insulting the s**t out of them. At least that’s what he did recently to Paris, Britney and Lindsay, so we’ll have to wait and see if his plan works. The millionaire claims that he is in negotiations with Britney to appear on Celebrity Apprentice and that Paris Hilton also “wants to be on” the show. He says, “We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it? We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.”

Damn! Strong words there, DT. The combover king also has a thing for Lindsay Lohan and is in the process of sweet talking her into appearing on the show. He says of the rehabbing actress: “Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them.”

And if there’s anyone who knows positive, it’s the Donald! Just look at the language he uses. Hopefully he’ll fix his hairdo before this new version of the Apprentice airs. After all, it’s a f***ing mess too. [NY Post. image: Getty]

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  1. Avery says:

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    1) Don’t be seduced by popular culture, it prevents you from thinking for yourself.

    2) Don’t fall in love with money and possessions, it will make you greedy and shallow.

    3) Don’t use destructive language, it hurts others as well as yourself.

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