- Bobby Brown files new divorce papers, asking for more custody rights and claiming that he spent a stint living in his car. It’s hard to feel bad for someone whose lifestyle most likely included 24/7 hotboxing. [Dlisted]
- Toni Braxton clears up the swirling rumors: she does not have breast cancer. Her breasts issued a follow-up statement that began, “Not the we minded the renewed interest in us, or anything…” [CONCRETELOOOP]
- There’s one word that summarizes Britney Spears‘ latest music and fashion decision: ass. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- If Hayden Panettiere is rocking a cape, does that mean she’s going to fly away soon? Please? [Jezebel]
- Save a mink, skin an Olsen. [CityRag]
- Bowery saint and CBGB proprietor Hilly Kristal helped birth punk rock. The NYC institution has died. [VH1.com]
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