Sure, Britney may have told USA Today that she thought her performance on the VMAs was “good,” but any living creature with eyes who saw the thing knows better - including Brit. Which is why shortly after her crapalicious appearance, the excuses started rolling. Sarah Silverman’s comments upset Brit right before she went on! The heel on her stiletto boot was busted! She fired her hairdresser right before the show started!
We’ve come up with a few more excuse for Brit to use – after all, with a performance that bad, you need someone or something to blame:
- I got distracted staring at Paris Hilton’s old lady hairdo!
- My bikini was so sparkly that my eyes went all blindy, ya’ll!
- I got upset thinking about the vag flash I was about to give the paparazzi two hours after the show!
- I thought I was supposed to be doing a number with mirrors and Criss Angel!?
Have any other good excuses that Britney could use? Post ‘em for the starlet below!