Who Would Want to Knock Off K-Fed?
Answer: Everybody!
Okay okay - we don’t want Keven Federline to be killed, but we wouldn’t mind if it he took his Britney bucks and hid out behind a rock for a few billion years. And we’re obviously not the only ones! ET is reporting that the FBI and LAPD are “investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on Kevin Federline’s life.” Holy crap! Apparently the FBI has been trying to alert the gold-digger than there is a possibility that his life is in danger. Let’s put our investigative skills in action to figure out who could be out to snuff K-Fed - and where and how they might do the deed.
- Vanilla Ice - in the recording studio with a “Popozao” demo
- Ex #1 Shar Jackson - anywhere in front of the paparazzi with the DVD of Britney & Kevin: Chaotic
- Ex #2 Britney Spears - in a gas station bathroom with a pair of hair-cutting shears (the Cheet-flavored finger prints would give it away)
- Sean Preston and Jayden James - on the playground with the booze Mommy puts in their bottles
Watch your back dawg! [ET. Image: Getty]
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