Britney’s Behind the Bar, Ya’ll!

We can not – must not – try to understand or explain the insane life choices of Britney Spears. Instead all we can do is sit and watch and marvel. And now, we can have her make us a drink too! Yes, Brit is desperate for a career change, and last week the starlet applied to be a BARTENDER at the Cameo Bar at LA’s Viceroy Hotel. Filled out an application and everything. You know – to be someone who serves customers drinks and listens to their problems. Right up her alley, obviously.

This is the perfect job for a washed-up millionaire mom of two. She probably even has a signature drink she wants you to enjoy! Her recipe:

Britney’s Night Out in a Glass

5 shots of generic, cheap house vodka
1 squirt of Coca Cola
7 packets Taco Bell Border Sauce – Hot Flavor
Shaken, not stirred
Two Marlboro Light Menthol cigarettes crumbled on top as garnish (it’s minty ya’ll!)
ENJOY!

[Image: Getty]