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Tila Tequila Seduces MTV
Oh, Tila. You are the queen of the Internets, the Maharani of MySpace, the raison d’etre behind MTV’s most gripping program since Johnny Knoxville unwisely lit out for the brighter (?) lights of B-movie tripe. You have won our hearts, our souls, and, more recently, our eyeballs.
Tonight your show debuts. We are counting the minutes. Every second seems a smelly, unreasonable eternity. We should explain: We will be watching A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila very, very closely, for we will be recapping the show here at the VH1 Blog. We will thrill to the sight of your bisexual dating program, wherein men (if you can call them that) and women (whose average mien appears influenced by and promotional of Human Growth Hormone and the San Fernando Valley) compete for your affections.
It is, we say, an historical moment. We have been waiting far too long. So, apparently, have certain frothy elements of the culture, whose right-wing sensibilities and conservative spending habits have been offended by your young, lithe, nubile, tanned . . . er, ambitions. We are proud to see you taking a stand for diversity — not to mention dignity, a staple that’s lately gone missing from the larder — on your MySpace blog. You write:
“Ever since the announcement of my new TV show(about being bisexual) I know that it has raised quite the controversy…especially with the conservatives, but even more recently, THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH!!! They have made it clear that what I am doing is wrong and that I am ‘cooperating with the adversary’ It’s ridiculous!”
Oh, Tila. At VH1, we would never assume you were colluding with Satan.
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April 17th, 2008 at 10:35 am
your the hottest show ever you make so many people able to come out the closet. Your also the most sweetest woman I ever watched on a reality t.v. show. This time Iknow you’ll find what your looking for only if you bring Danny back she really need another shot of love. I watch the show and seen it all on vh1 web site she really was the one. If you really want love you should brake the rules for true love
May 7th, 2008 at 12:18 am
you are so hot so fine i wonder what you taste like. girl i am dying to see you up close.
July 16th, 2008 at 11:40 am
You are so hot and I hope you find love thats what Im trying to do
January 27th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Tila, You are magnificent. You have not had a woman on your show that even held a light to you. I have mail coming in every day about you. A lovely ladie indeed. There are probably a lot of articles that I don’t recieve but Iget some. Good luck with everything you do.