Mom Kardashian’s Rack Job

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KrisPlease mom, don’t show off the twins when I’m trying to impress America with my ass.

The Kardashian sisters were chatting it up with Chelsea Handler last Friday, when the lead sibling, who’s got a little Playboy action going in time to juice ratings for their new show, explained some intra-family tensions. Seems they were meeting with Hugh Heffner and mother K, aka Kris Jennings, was rocking a top that was all about the cleavage.

“She was wearing the most boob thing I’ve never seen in my life,” said Kim, “and I’m like ‘Mom, you want Hef to ask you to to do Playboy – that’s what this whole thing is about. She sitting there saying that it’s her dream to do Playboy and I”m like wait a minute, doesn’t Hef want to meet me?”

Of course he does, honey – mom’s just gotta get a little Hollywood business done.

What did you think of last night’s premiere of Keeping Up the Kardashians? Will you ever watch again?

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  1. kaaren says:

    kris…
    what happened to you?… No taste…
    Rob’t K. would be so ashamed,,, have you not thought of that?
    Dad would hate this. Granted, your mother has turned out to be a liar, and a cheater, but I really thought YOU had morals. You have so disappointed me. Let your daughters have a NORMAL life…. at least the little ones.
    Obviously the older girls will do whatever you want them to do…
    so do something good, something civic minded,, something that the rest of the world will NEVER know about…. that’s the good thing to do. (do you even understand that anymore????).

    The good news… you are not someone to be jealous of,,, you are NOT better than your sister,,, your sister is SO above you… and her child is so better than your’s.

    Have a good nights sleep, Kris, thinking what Robert, Dad and your friends really think about you. The only person who might approve…. is your MOTHER.

  2. joann m says:

    keep it up Kris, your great and you look great

  3. the MAGICIAN says:

    WOW I THINK KRIS KARDASHIAN JENNER IS SO DAMM HOT -I THINK SEE IS SO SEXY AND GORGEOUS,FROM THE MAGICIAN.

  4. becky kristfelt says:

    I just saw a clip of Kris offering “parenting” advice. Talking about age appropriate dressing and never “flash nude” for a camera. ARe you kidding me?

    Three of her children have been involved in sex videos or nude pics, one daughter while still in HIGH SCHOOL.

    then she “convinced” Kim to take it all off for Playboy. Stop pimping your own daughter for fees. That is my parenting advice. Also, Mom, age appropriate dressing goes for you too. We don’t want to see the saggy old ladies and granny legs so much.

  5. tanya says:

    how can u blame the kids 4 being sluts when their mom is one.

  6. jnswal says:

    Hello Kris

    I think you and all your kids are great

    Your very very lovely Kris

    MMMMMMM Kisses and Huggggsss

    yahhhhhh whooooooo

  7. Slashart says:

    you looked hot in you photo shoot. hope to see the ones they blurred out.
    good luck.

  8. art says:

    i think your girls are beautiful. but stop them from posing nude. and be carefull with the little ones. take care Art

  9. Daviar says:

    Stop watching this crap and get involved in your own lives. These people are socialite celebrities who have never had to accomplish anything in their lives. The guy down the street working two jobs and 60 hours a week to support his family deserves far more recognition than these media $)+)`+~`$#*+^$!*@ s.

  10. Daviar says:

    Stop watching this crap and get involved in your own lives. These people are socialite celebrities who have never had to accomplish anything in their lives. The guy down the street working two jobs and 60 hours a week to support his family deserves far more recognition than these media %_^*+$*^$^_*)^+(+ s.

  11. Kraen says:

    I think Kris looked better last season. I just watched Khloes Wedding episode & Kris’ eyes look tucked too tight! Anybody else notice that

  12. Lee Smith says:

    Well,I wonder if you even read this,but here goes…
    I love your family. But I haven’t made up my mind about you. I keep hoping you will do something GOOD to help me in my dession.
    1st) SHAME, SHAME shame on you, who ALWAYS puts herself 1st. Even befor your children Kris? What next? You never ment to help Kloe make room at her Hotel. You should see yourself! You saw gifts and your lies came out. How do we know this? (YOU OPENED _HER_ WEDDING PRESENTS!) What the hell is wrong with you? And helping Kloe find a house was funny!HAHA You told your daughter to SEX her man up and he would buy her that house. You have NO resPect for Lamar at all! Oh, and then with the male enhancement pills. Once again you always put yourself first. What Kris wants, she takes or does. With no regauard to anyone. I’m a mother. You are just a bussiness women who rides on the coat tails of your girls to make a buck. By the way how was your waffels? Did KLoe get her Waffel Maker back? You should stop acting like a dumb scool girl, and focus on the 2 girls you have at home. They see how you act, and if I were one of them, I would be so embarrassed of you, and your GREED!

  13. Dr. L. Lofthouse says:

    Why does Kris need to act like a teenager when she is really a senior citizen? There is something wrong here.

  14. allen says:

    hey wuz up cutie

  15. Joe says:

    i will marie u kris your the hotest woman on earth kisses come to leb to meet u ;)

  16. jake says:

    dude she is amazing!!!!! she is soo sexy for her age. all you people out that dont think she is cute have no taste! you try to be that sexy and have that many kids and be a little older. it aint gunna happen. she is like a sexy goddes!!!! I LOVE YOU KRIS!!! AND YOUR RACK HAHA(: