Mom Kardashian’s Rack Job
Please mom, don’t show off the twins when I’m trying to impress America with my ass.
The Kardashian sisters were chatting it up with Chelsea Handler last Friday, when the lead sibling, who’s got a little Playboy action going in time to juice ratings for their new show, explained some intra-family tensions. Seems they were meeting with Hugh Heffner and mother K, aka Kris Jennings, was rocking a top that was all about the cleavage.
“She was wearing the most boob thing I’ve never seen in my life,” said Kim, “and I’m like ‘Mom, you want Hef to ask you to to do Playboy - that’s what this whole thing is about. She sitting there saying that it’s her dream to do Playboy and I”m like wait a minute, doesn’t Hef want to meet me?”
Of course he does, honey - mom’s just gotta get a little Hollywood business done.
What did you think of last night’s premiere of Keeping Up the Kardashians? Will you ever watch again?
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May 17th, 2008 at 1:32 am
kris…
what happened to you?… No taste…
Rob’t K. would be so ashamed,,, have you not thought of that?
Dad would hate this. Granted, your mother has turned out to be a liar, and a cheater, but I really thought YOU had morals. You have so disappointed me. Let your daughters have a NORMAL life…. at least the little ones.
Obviously the older girls will do whatever you want them to do…
so do something good, something civic minded,, something that the rest of the world will NEVER know about…. that’s the good thing to do. (do you even understand that anymore????).
The good news… you are not someone to be jealous of,,, you are NOT better than your sister,,, your sister is SO above you… and her child is so better than your’s.
Have a good nights sleep, Kris, thinking what Robert, Dad and your friends really think about you. The only person who might approve…. is your MOTHER.
May 26th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
keep it up Kris, your great and you look great
June 13th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
wow
August 30th, 2008 at 7:37 am
WOW I THINK KRIS KARDASHIAN JENNER IS SO DAMM HOT -I THINK SEE IS SO SEXY AND GORGEOUS,FROM THE MAGICIAN.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:29 am
I just saw a clip of Kris offering “parenting” advice. Talking about age appropriate dressing and never “flash nude” for a camera. ARe you kidding me?
Three of her children have been involved in sex videos or nude pics, one daughter while still in HIGH SCHOOL.
then she “convinced” Kim to take it all off for Playboy. Stop pimping your own daughter for fees. That is my parenting advice. Also, Mom, age appropriate dressing goes for you too. We don’t want to see the saggy old ladies and granny legs so much.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
how can u blame the kids 4 being sluts when their mom is one.
May 12th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Hello Kris
I think you and all your kids are great
Your very very lovely Kris
MMMMMMM Kisses and Huggggsss
yahhhhhh whooooooo
May 24th, 2009 at 6:19 am
you looked hot in you photo shoot. hope to see the ones they blurred out.
good luck.
May 24th, 2009 at 6:24 am
i think your girls are beautiful. but stop them from posing nude. and be carefull with the little ones. take care Art
August 16th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Stop watching this crap and get involved in your own lives. These people are socialite celebrities who have never had to accomplish anything in their lives. The guy down the street working two jobs and 60 hours a week to support his family deserves far more recognition than these media $)+)`+~`$#*+^$!*@ s.
August 16th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Stop watching this crap and get involved in your own lives. These people are socialite celebrities who have never had to accomplish anything in their lives. The guy down the street working two jobs and 60 hours a week to support his family deserves far more recognition than these media %_^*+$*^$^_*)^+(+ s.