Michael Jackson Attacks Kid Nation

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We heart Kid Nation, so it’s only natural that this video mash up featuring train wreck Michael Jackson circa 2003 is playing our heart strings like a banjo this morning. We like to imagine how Michael might have ended up wreaking havoc on Bonanza City:

“Okay kids, you won the reward challenge, now here are your two rewards that the Town Council must choose between. Under the first fake old time-y crate, a roasted pig party, complete with grits, hush puppies and Kool Aid! And inside this gilded replica of a 1840′s submarine, musical sensation turned creepy plastic surgery addict, Michael Jackson! So Town Council, what do you pick as your reward?”

Are there any other Kid Nation fans who screamed at the TV last night in joy when Anjay beat that prissy b*tch Olivia in town elections? We’re still celebrating – you can probably smell the root beer on our breath this morning. As for Taylor – she’ll do a lot better being a brat on the bench, don’t you think? Now she really doesn’t have to follow any rules which means her inner Paris Hilton can finally shine. Also, what ever happened to that kid with the purple mohawk? We haven’t seen him since he pushed a wagon in the first episode – is it possible that he’s secretly the same kid as ejected Council member Mike? [via JustJared]

Viva Bonanza City!

  1. serkan says:

    vh1 is racist channel.you slandered of michael jackson..

  2. Travis says:

    Beautiful tribute to the KING OF POP!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm24IwZrB1I

    MICHAEL J. JACKSON IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING!

    HE HAS DONE MORE FOR THE WORLD THAN SOME SO CALLED WORLD LEADERS!!

    MUCH RESPECT TO MICHAEL AND THE JACKSON FAMILY.

    IF IT WERE NOT FOR MICHAEL MANY OF THESE MUSIC STATIONS WOULD NOT….NOT…NOT…EXIST!!!

  3. JaniceJ says:

    rude, people, rather losers!