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Who Are the Five Unsexiest Women Alive?
That glorious mens rag Maxim has named the following ladies The Five Unsexiest Women Alive:
5. Britney Spears
4. Madonna
3. Sandra Oh
2. Amy Winehouse
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica has a horse face! Brit’s gained “23 pounds of Funyun pudge!” Yeah we get it - some ladies aren’t Megan Fox and therefore deserve what little self worth they have left shredded to bits with hackneyed, overused phrases. It’s a good thing they have their millions to cry into! Also - Sandra Oh? Really? We get Britney, but Oh was totally bangin’ back in Sideways. Get with it. We thought the original list could use some real, hardcore unsexiness, so here’s our go at it. What do you think?
5. 
Ann Coulter
4. Ann Coulter
3. 
That crazy looking chick from The Drew Carey Show
2. Ann Coulter
1. Ann Coulter
Kinda gives you chills, huh.
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July 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
[...] — Sarah Jessica Parker may have been voted the most unsexy woman alive by Maxim magazine (which we disagreed with), but seriously, come on ladies. The bloated Bueller is a tiny man-troll, and hardly worth being [...]
July 28th, 2008 at 3:17 am
I was just wondering why they put Britney number 19 on their Hot 100 list only a month ago, and suddenly she’s number 5 on Unsexiest? So “Hot” is suddenly a completely different term than “sexy?”
Ann Coulter is the most unsexy woman ever, though…
July 30th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
hmm.. usefull info
August 4th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Thanks! Really interesting. I wish i could spend my time on writing articles…just have no time for it.
August 17th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
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