Who Are the Five Unsexiest Women Alive?

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That glorious mens rag Maxim has named the following ladies The Five Unsexiest Women Alive:

5. Britney Spears
4. Madonna
3. Sandra Oh
2. Amy Winehouse
1. Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica has a horse face! Brit’s gained “23 pounds of Funyun pudge!” Yeah we get it – some ladies aren’t Megan Fox and therefore deserve what little self worth they have left shredded to bits with hackneyed, overused phrases. It’s a good thing they have their millions to cry into! Also – Sandra Oh? Really? We get Britney, but Oh was totally bangin’ back in Sideways. Get with it. We thought the original list could use some real, hardcore unsexiness, so here’s our go at it. What do you think?

5. anncoulter2.jpg Ann Coulter

4. anncoulter2.jpg Ann Coulter

3. mimibobeck2.jpg That crazy looking chick from The Drew Carey Show

2. anncoulter2.jpg Ann Coulter

1. anncoulter2.jpg Ann Coulter

Kinda gives you chills, huh.

[Images: Getty]

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  1. Danny says:

    I was just wondering why they put Britney number 19 on their Hot 100 list only a month ago, and suddenly she’s number 5 on Unsexiest? So “Hot” is suddenly a completely different term than “sexy?”
    Ann Coulter is the most unsexy woman ever, though…

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