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Britney Pisses Off The Catholic Church
Hey God,
Waddup. It’s your girl Brit - remember me? I know, I know - long time no pray. Sorry about that. I got busy marrying a couple people and I had some babies and - oh you probably know all this stuff, huh. Anyhoo, I need to talk to you about something - no, not the flashing problem. I’m trying to wear underwear now, thanks. Here’s the thing - I did a bunch of sexy pics for my new album that feature me posing on a priest’s lap (not a real priest, obviously!) in one of those confession booth thingies. Now all these leader-y people in the Catholic church are like, super mad at me! I was just trying to be proactiv provocative and stuff - that’s why people pay attention to me! I wanna make sure you and I are still cool because you’re like my main homie - even if I don’t act like it I’m still totally religious-y. I wear a lot of necklaces with diamond crosses on them and I’m totally shouting you out! Okay, I think my hot pockets are done so I should stop prayin’ now and go eat.
Oh also, I pray that lotttttssss of people buy my new album today. Please?
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