Lindsay Lohan’s a Party Pooper

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lindsay-lohan-1030.jpgLindsay has backed out (again) of hosting a New Year’s Eve Party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, which can only mean one thing: this girl is serious about rehab, which is making her seriously boring. Lindsay canceled her appearance as part of her desire to “focus on her work and sobriety,” and we totally respect her new, dry lifestyle. it’s just that we had kind of hoped she’d find a few ways to be sober and insane. She doesn’t have to let go of the crazy now that she’s clean! Here is some tried and true sober stuff Linds could do to eff sh*t up and get the blogs buzzing again:

  • Random food fights
  • Getting juiced up on Red Bulls and talking way too much
  • Rollerblading in places where people aren’t allowed to Rollerblade
  • Wearing a jester hat out in public
  • Panty raids (or boxer short raids! Crazy!)
  • Get a bunny as a pet and carry it around like a tiny dog

Please?

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