On this week’s episode of The Hills (by far the most boring one yet), it looked like Whitney wasn’t wearing a thing…and when she did finally put on clothes, you kinda wished you were seeing her nekkid. We’re pretty sure that b*tchy Teen Vogue editor Lisa Love agrees with us!

Over at Teen Vogue, Head Scary Lady in Charge Lisa Love informs Whitney and Lauren that they’ll be heading to the Big Apple to present to the NY office. Scary! Speaking of scary - did leathery Lisa get some new hair extensions or a luxurious new curly do?

She finally realized she’s on TV!

Back in their sweat shop, the girls discuss what they’re going to wear to impress Amy Astley, Editor-in-Chief of Teen Vogue. While Whitney freaks, Lauren smugly rejoices over the outfit she’s been stashing aside for the occasion.

Sadly, the outfit Whitney does pick would have done better on an extra in Pretty Woman.

I’m not even sure Audrina would wear that! Speaking of - was she too busy combing Justin Bobby’s hair to appear in this episode?

At Teen Vogue, Amy informs the girls that Whitney will stay to present and Lauren will head downtown to hang out around models and meet MARC JACOBS, dream designer of young American girls everywhere. Lauren claims to be excited, but her expression looks like she just smelled a fart and can’t decide if she likes the odor or not.

Whitney heads into the meeting and manages to look naked AGAIN:

Though her presentation appears to go poorly, she learns later that she rocked it out. The best part - watching her having to bend over and hike up her dress every two seconds. Next time try a pants suit.

Does anyone else think that these Vogue ladies have odd names?

Amy Astley….

And Lisa Love….

Could be a pop band duo from the 80s.

Over at Marc Jacobs, Lauren is scared off by the prospect of working for thirty minutes.

Cue sensitive music…Being surrounded by all these amazing clothes is SO.EFFING.HARD. And I have to touch them. When did my life get so bad? If I met my hero Marc Jacobs right now, I wouldn’t even get up out of my chair to shake his hand. I’m too depressed.

What a baby. She needs someone to rock her. How about this guy?

Poor Brody. No, his whole family wasn’t eaten by sharks, though you’d think so by looking at that photo. Spencer called him earlier to chat and he doesn’t know what to do…or he DOES know what to do, it just doesn’t involve Spencer.

It involves LOVE.

Next week on The Hills, Heidi freaks out when Spencer gets her a black blob for her birthday. “OMG HE DOES LOVE ME!”

[All Images: MTV]

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